Feng Shui 

Chinese for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

Ed: Dude I see your mom rearranged your living room again.

Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.

Feng Shui by Scout was fat. September 18, 2011

feng-shui for your vagina 

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

feng-shui for your vagina by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008

comp shui 

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

comp shui by JL March 21, 2005

Fuck-Shui 

The feng shui of fucking. Mirrors on the ceiling and the like.

Dude, put the video camera away. You're throwing off my fuck-shui.

Fuck-Shui by WiseGranny December 1, 2011

Chen Shui-bian 

1.One won the world most unfair presidentail election in 2004, cheater!
2.One only know how to spend tax-payers' money and do nothing for the country, asshole!
3. Always change his words or promise next minute. No credibility!!
4. No brainer and don't know how to manage a country. Shame on you!
5. his administration stinks.

Chen Shui-bian's administration is the most stink team ever in the history and don't know how to manage a country. Ignore the purpose of education for Taiwan citizens and mis-educated the youths!! He enjoys spending tax-payers money for his wife's personal trip, his son's wedding.......etcs and do little or nothing for those citizens who suffer from the nature disaster at the same time.

Chen Shui-bian by JoyceLin September 20, 2005

Chen Shui-Bian 

1. Refers to any Chinese person who fails miserably in money laundering
2. A non-Westernised Chinese person who has identity issues
3. Someone who does something crazy at the very last minute to benefit himself
4. Describes a bad Taiwanese father
5. A person who is fanatically obsessed with all things Taiwan without reason

1. That Bernie Madoff really got away with a ponzi scheme for a decade. He's not a Chen Shui-Bian in scamming people.

2. I think Kevin is having a Chen Shui-Bian phase. One day he says he is a gay Taiwanese and by the end of the day he says he is a bisexual Chinese-American.

3. Dude that was awesome last Friday when Mike pulled a Chen Shui-Bian by he hiring that random guy to throw shit at him that time his stand-up act was going south.

4. Yeah, I heard that Derek's father is a Chen Shui-Bian. He never checked up on him at the hospital when he was having chemo and he didn't look after Derek when he was failing English.

5. I don't know why Mark keeps writing those anti-Chinese blogs and keeps trying to curse me off in Taiwanese while claiming its not a Chinese dialect. That kid is so Chen Shui-Bian

Chen Shui-Bian by BrianYeh March 11, 2009

Chen Shui-Bian 

1) Republic of China/Taiwan's version of George W. Bush, except GWB is nothing compared to this piece of shit.
2) Won the 2004 presidential election of Taiwan by orchestrating an assasination attempt on himself before the ballot.
3) Runs the country with his mouth.
4) A retard.
5) A moron.
6) Shame of Taiwanese.
7) A dictator disguised in democracy.
8) Defined whole new meaning for audacity

Fuck you Chen Shui-Bian!!

Chen Shui-Bian by Formosan May 29, 2007