We Shared

When someones bitching about having you sky their drink when in fact you have shared a piece with them before

Paul: dude sky my gatorade
Ted: why dude we shared before
Paul: O yeah good point

We Shared by Jacob Peterson December 6, 2010

sharted 

an unexpected burst of shit while farting

i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"

sharted by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009

sharted 

When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.

Denise: What's that smell?

Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.

Denise: Eh?

Polly: You know, I sharted.

sharted by mrausch May 31, 2009

lazer sharked 

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

lazer sharked by Jaynik July 11, 2007

[Sharted] 

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.

Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted

[Sharted] by Super_Arj October 15, 2007

Shaheed 

A smart , strong and loving person. A Shaheed is usually extremely nerdy and geeky, is a closet otaku. He is a true friend and will always help you when you are in a pinch. Is a memey kind of guy and always has a weird friend group full of meme Lord.

If you diss Harry Potter in front of a Shaheed he will wreak you ass.

Person 1: what time is it

Shaheed: it's time to get your own watch

Everyone in the universe: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

A random dude: must be a Shaheed

Shaheed by MemeLord786 December 31, 2019

sharted 

a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.

mike just sharted on his bike

sharted by webster-d December 24, 2008