Rapture'd 

When you excrete waste into your nickers and then begin urinating at a rate which causes the log to float up to your waistband (Much like the raptured souls during the second coming of Christ).

"That movie was so scary that I just Rapture'd"

Rapture'd by Brungle Turdenloggen November 2, 2022

rapture 

When the leader of a remote virtual meeting (eg Zoom, Microsoft Teams) randomly moves particpants from one virutal meeting room to another virtual meeting room causing pariticpants to dissappear.

I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.

rapture by Philip Gregory December 1, 2022

rapture 

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011

I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.

rapture by justicetoteach November 13, 2011

Rapture Fuck 

When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.

*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.

Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!

Rapture Fuck by The-A-to-Z-Show August 7, 2011

Ruptured Duck 

A punk rock band from North West new Jersey. www.rupturedduck.bavehost.com

Jake: Dude, lets go to the show tonight!
Tim: Who's playing, man?
Jake: Ruptured Duck and X's For Eyes. It'll be fucking awesome!
Tim: Let's go, man.

Ruptured Duck by Sam Kling February 12, 2004

Raptored 

Raped to fullest extent of the word.

"Did you see Tom the other day?"
"Yeah he totally got raptored by that semi yesterday."

Raptored by Messalonskee March 27, 2009

Rapture 

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

Rapture by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006