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Rapture'd

When you excrete waste into your nickers and then begin urinating at a rate which causes the log to float up to your waistband (Much like the raptured souls during the second coming of Christ).
"That movie was so scary that I just Rapture'd"
by Brungle Turdenloggen November 2, 2022
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rapture of the deep

a mental state or conversational diversion achieved by various technical types when they have become obsessed with an idea that is peripheral (or irrelevant) to the discussion at hand. Commonly experienced in meetings when everyone else is trying to get something accomplished.

Often expanded to infinite rapture of the deep for extra emphasis

Derived from "raptures of the deep" (nitrogen narcosis) that may be experienced by scuba divers when diving at depths below 100 feet.
How'd the meeting go?
--- We were doing well, but then Matt went off into infinite
rapture of the deep about computer languages
by Golden Rod February 4, 2010
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Raptured

To be spiked/harassed at a club or bar
Babe, I got Raptured at Rapture last night!”

“Not again!”
by charleymcpope October 12, 2019
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Raptured

stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above
the piece of music raptured my heart.
by Holden Megroin December 14, 2009
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Raptured

To disappear without reason; to disappear without an explanation; to vanish
"I took a dump, but when i got up, there was nothing in the bowl. I think my deuce got raptured"
by poachbox July 9, 2011
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Raptured

To end one's life quickly. (As in walking in front of a car)
That guy better move before he gets raptured.
by ChappyLew October 23, 2011
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You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.
After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"
by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011
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