Ass Navigator 

A badly trashed, abused Lincoln SUV.

Person 1: "Tom's ride is so pimp."

Person 2: "What? You mean that Ass Navigator he picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."

Person 1: "It's still cool, though."

Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."

Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"

Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"

Ass Navigator by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

nickel navigator 

shitty ass cheap car

Joe Dirt drives a nickel navigator

nickel navigator by tony January 8, 2004

monkey navigated 

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

monkey navigated by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

navigator

This is used in conjunction with the shocker. The hand formation for the shocker stays the same, but also put your thumb out. With this you can stimulate the clitorus.

She wanted it so bad I had to use the navigator.

navigator by dcash March 5, 2003

navigator whore 

when youre driving, and the dumbass riding with you feels compelled to direct every minute correction you make, youve got yourself a navigator whore.

Similar to backseat driver

Carla: get into your left lane. watch out for that van. speed up to go through this light. left, left, left!

You: I know where the fuck im going, shut up, you navigator whore!

navigator whore by viciousk May 25, 2009

noggin navigation 

to steer someone's head with your hand to look at something or away from something. usually a toddler.

I was trying to get my kid to walk away from the ice cream truck. Finally had to use noggin navigation.

noggin navigation by j15bell January 27, 2008

navigate 

to play video games while high off of weed.

yo imma smoke a blunt to the face and then navigate.

navigate by rochdorr February 4, 2007