Vagina ate my dog 

It is very nice and a Chinese tradition

Person: my vagina ate my dog
Dog: gets eaten my vagina

Vagina ate my dog by Pussy water bitch November 27, 2019

Ching Chong on my dog 

Eating noodles off of a dog

HE WHO WACTHES:¨Yo can I eat noodles at your house¨
ME: ¨Yeah you can Ching Chong on my dog¨

Ching Chong on my dog by xxxcuredmydepression March 8, 2019

Wash my dog

A long soothing blowjob.

Darling that meal was delicious. Now come on, wash my dog.

Wash my dog by Tom Mallen December 19, 2006

are you fucking my dog? 

Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"

Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"

are you fucking my dog? by davykid15 January 11, 2009

burying my dog 

To have sex, a man places his penis in a womans vagina.

I can't go I will be busy burying my dog by then.

burying my dog by HybridStorm June 26, 2006

shit up my dog's ass 

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

shit up my dog's ass by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

you killed my dog 

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.

Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.

you killed my dog by Robbo R August 9, 2016