"Hey, do you wanna see that movie tonight?"
"Sorry I have an important date with my dog."
by Maybe :p August 25, 2015
me: ok I'm in school

my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash

me: oh no my dog gonna run over me

me: gets run over while running down the hall

me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my dog is gonna run me over
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 2, 2020
Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.
by imneverheather October 6, 2020
Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.
Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023
An entity who has suffered a horrible death
by Chuck_Norblock January 22, 2021
my dog is so big that it rips pussy open
by 333xan333 October 19, 2018
I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.
by APB15 November 18, 2008