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"Hey, do you wanna see that movie tonight?"
"Sorry I have an important date with my dog."
by Maybe :p August 25, 2015
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.
by imneverheather October 05, 2020
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me: ok I'm in school

my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash

me: oh no my dog gonna run over me

me: gets run over while running down the hall

me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my dog is gonna run me over
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by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 02, 2020
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