Randy Michaels 

A fat disgusting pig of a human who hates music and enjoys destroying great music stations for his own financial gain. Current CEO of Merlin Media and former CEO of Chicago-based Tribune Co. Michaels became public enemy number one in Chicago in June 2011 after it was announced he had purchased alternative radio station Q101 and planned to turn it into a news/talk station. The station's staff was let go on July 14th and the station became a news station later that month.

"My favorite radio format has always been spoken radio"

"As music moves to the ipod, it's time for news radio to move to FM"
-both quotes from Randy Michaels, who is one of the most hated men in Chicago

Randy Michaels by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

Bret Michaels 

Lead Vocalist Of Poison. Poison is a heavy metal band established in the late 1980's. Bret Michaels also stars on the VH1 hit show, Rock Of Love.

Ashley-"Hey, did you see Rock Of Love last night?"
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."

Bret Michaels by Teala007 August 4, 2007

Ingrid Michaelson 

A middling singer who thought she'd cash on in the cutesy-jangly ukulele train of indie horseshit.

Ingrid Michaelson: "Everybody everybody"
Everybody: "SHADDUP!"

Ingrid Michaelson by butttt June 13, 2010

St. Michaels College School 

The act of being the greatest high school in the Greater Toronto Area.
Being known to destroy the competition such as Upper Canada College and Del La Salle.

St. Michaels College School Student: Hey were gonna bring down the St. mikes hammer on your ass.

UCC Student: I know... I wish I wasn't such a preppy bastard

St. Michaels College School by Mikeemon January 9, 2009

Bret Michaels 

A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam rock band Poison. The only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "good old days" of hairspray and crappy music.

Oh my God, is that Bret Michaels? I thought for sure he would have put his head in an oven by now!!

Bret Michaels by Joseph N Marks August 21, 2007

Chris Michaels 

When someone smokes so much weed they forget who and or where they are.

Omg, i am so chris michaelsed i don't know where i am.

Chris Michaels by jonnyboy12 January 7, 2010

Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest anime man you will ever see. with one glance he can make any fan girl fall to their knees. but... hes gay because I said so.

Ur dad: I love Sebastian Michaelis more than your mother!
me: *tears* you finally came back. but... Where's the milk?
Ur dad: that was a lie so i could go sleep with Sebastian Michaelis.
me: I just want to eat cereal stop being so gay.

Sebastian Michaelis by ur dad??????? February 27, 2023