Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick
rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a
relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or
sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no
attention to anyone, then a dude got her
attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."
"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really
don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."