Definitions by Samlogan117

Gwinny P 

Due to Gwyneth Paltrow's well documented obsession of anal sex, the 'Gwinny P' refers to the bum hole

Sam: "Hey Lewis, you will never guess what Rhys did with his girl last night?"

Lewis: "Don't tell me she let him put it up her Gwinny P?!?"

Gwinny P by Samlogan117 September 28, 2018

Floaping 

Floaping is the action of running over elderly people using a vehicle.

Barbra was taking a while to cross the road. After 3 whole seconds of waiting at a green light I decided that dear old Barbra needed a good floaping.

Floaping by Samlogan117 July 10, 2016

Pocket Jam 

To pocket jam is the action in which one caresses their genital area using their hand when placed in their pocket.

I was at a bus stop when all of a sudden I had the raging urge to get jiggy so I pocket jammed unbeknownst to those standing near by.

Pocket Jam by Samlogan117 February 28, 2016