Pez dispenser
Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.
Pez dispenser by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023
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Ice Cream Dispenser
Taking a shit while jerking off.
Ice Cream Dispenser by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014
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soap dispenser
it's when a girl smokes way too much when she's a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he cums, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.
I did the soap dispenser to a new chick that I met at a bar. She didn't have her voice box thingy on her, but I still got her too give me head, and when I busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony
soap dispenser by E FeAzY May 9, 2009
Pez Dispenser
When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
Pez Dispenser by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021
shit ticket dispenser
Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.
shit ticket dispenser by everlife6 May 1, 2009
soap dispenser
What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.
Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!
soap dispenser by xmas-h8er December 25, 2009