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calgary clam bake 

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When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.
Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.
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alaskan clam bake 

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Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.
You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.
alaskan clam bake by KingAK March 3, 2011
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louisiana clam bake 

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Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.
Have you gotten your invitation to the Louisiana clam bake at The Manor next week?
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Chinese clam bake 

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When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.
Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.
Chinese clam bake by mofoko March 27, 2010
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New England Clam Bake 

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Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake
New England Clam Bake by jb279 March 6, 2009
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Haitian clam bake 

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Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!
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