Piss Nuts 

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

Piss Nuts by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Nickel Nuts 

1. Two nickels or 10 cents.
2. You ain't worth a f*ck.
3, Something you have with a dime dick - a cheap bastard

You can always count on nickel nuts when the check comes to have to use the bathroom.

Nickel Nuts by Jozo Fine October 17, 2008

nutcracker 

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!

nutcracker by p3214 May 25, 2009

deez nutz 

something to make people mad

Want a pizza?
How bout a pizza(piece of) deez nutz

deez nutz by Anonymous October 22, 2003

nutt bucket 

A woman of ill repute. A woman who allows her multiple sexual partners to ejaculate inside her on a consistent basis.

That porn star is a nutt bucket

nutt bucket by I lived it June 11, 2006

nuts as balls 

1) Totally insane.
2) Rushed or hurried. Busy.
3) Out of control.

1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She's nuts as balls!
2) We had this huge shipment come in late last night and had to get everything moved in before our shift ended... It was nuts as balls!
3) My brakes went out on the way over here... It was nuts as balls!

nuts as balls by Benji G October 18, 2006

rub nuts 

sarcastic way to tell someone you'll pay them a compliment later

We'll rub nuts after you finish helping me move this furniture.

rub nuts by dante aligeri June 28, 2006