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A cool chick, who normally rocks a braid or a bun. Can make anyone laugh, and laughs at herself half the time. Will be brutally honest, so only ask if you wanna know. Musically inclined and intelligent, but can pack a punch like effing superman. Sometimes overweight, but super cool about it. Best friend to have, will be loyal forever. No exceptions. THE person to count on.

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Jack: DAYUM. that Bessie doesn't hold back!

John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.

* nurses shoulder*
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King's Blessing 

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.
"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."
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Bessfriend

Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.

The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"

"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
Bessfriend by MagickDio April 24, 2010

blessykins 

A substitute for "God bless you."
You know...when you sneeze.
Little Girl: Aaa..aaa...aaachooooooooooo!
Grandma Blessy: BLESSYKINS! BLESSYKINS!
blessykins by Farzad October 9, 2005

Blessing Feeds 

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.
Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.
Blessing Feeds by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018
The hottest hottie of all time, usually seen with the stud Colin or maybe looking fine at the local Krystal.
Man, she's hot but not as hot as Bess.
Bess by colin December 13, 2004
A new word used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.
Khayi: I'm so in love with my new man. He took me on a cruise, gives me money for clothes and groceries, and he finally agreed to buy me a new car. He's such a blesser.

Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.
Blesser by Jez86 May 11, 2016