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Bessfriend

Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.

The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"

"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
Bessfriend by MagickDio April 24, 2010
Words you can keep

Boy Bestfriend 

•protect and cuddle you like a little sister.
•makes you laugh,smile,and you can be yourself around.
•No matter what u did he'd text you in the morning and night.
•can talk to about anything and everything.
•first one there if you need a shoulder to cry on.
•knows when things aren't right,even when u say "I'm fine"
•gives you great advice.
•the 1st to call if something bad or amazing happens.
•he's not afraid to tell you when your with the wrong guy.
•you can trust him with anything.
Girl1:you guys are really close is that you boyfriend ?
Girl2:no that's my boy bestfriend.
Boy Bestfriend by Boy bestfriend September 17, 2016

National Give Your Girl Bestfriend A Hoodie Day 

This is a day on the 28 of September.Where you all you boy best friends out here can show your appreciation to your girl bestfriend.
Hey everybody it’s National Give Your Girl Bestfriend A Hoodie Day!

national girl bestfriend day

August 11 is national girl bestfriend day this me time to talk, text or link with ur girl best friend for the rest of the day
All day Jerry and amber were texting because it’s national girl bestfriend day

boy bestfriend 

Someone your in love with. No matter how much you tell everyone your not. someone who will always be there. Someone who has seen your good and bad and still sticks with you,and if he gets a girlfriend you get really jealous but don't tell him because you don't want to ruin your friendship
boy bestfriend by Maryah October 26, 2018

2 pretty bestfriends 

honestly no one knows no one has ever seen one
being "i ain't ever seen 2 pretty bestfriends, always one of em gotta be ugly"

Man's Bestfriend 

A Dog
Dude my German Shepherd is freaking awesome. He protected me from an intruder.lets just say that guy wont be intruding anymore. I love this canine. Dog is truly Man's bestfriend .
Man's Bestfriend by wowdudethatskool September 15, 2009
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