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An individual person, or politician, who continually makes foolish statements, comments or surmises. Usually such statements or comments when made online are hidden behind screennames or aliases.
Speaking on soldiers trading images of war dead for porn, John Timor said "In prison, people trade for cigarettes. This is no different. You are all slaves."

John is a wackaloon.
wackaloon by TIZReporter October 10, 2005
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Worlds biggest Heavy Metal Festival, staging on the first weekend of august every year.
It's location is in the very north of germany near the village Wacken, from which the festival's name derives.

With Wacken's population of ca. 2000 people and an estimated average age of 75, the Wacken can easily be considered the village with the highest ratios of
hardcore/age,
hardcore/population and
hardcore/area.
Let's go to Wacken!
Wacken by Rhllor October 18, 2008
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wackadoo 

A person who is a step beyond crazy.
Watch out for the one with the funny look in her eye, I hear she's a total wackadoo.
wackadoo by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

wacky shirley 

Per Amy Schumer: A "Wacky Shirley" is when a girl sits on a guy's face getting her pussy eaten while reading her tweets. She invented it because all the weird sex stuff is geared towards men.
I pulled a "wacky Shirley" on max today! He liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him on even more"
wacky shirley by Swanky1 December 12, 2015

Wacky Hand 

A dance where you extend your arms out not so much, turn your hands sideways and your palms face you, then move it up and down, one hand going up, the other hand going down.
"Bro, wanna do the wacky hand with me?"
"Duuuude the wacky hand is like s o o o radical."
Wacky Hand by Muffler man January 24, 2019

wackfartis

That sick feeling in your stomach you get when you haven't eaten something. Empty fart cramps. Like you want to fart and nothing.
Man I just smelled my finger after being with that girl in Chicago. I haven't eaten and it gave me a case of wackfartis.
wackfartis by Cwistopha October 21, 2020

Peter-Wacker 

A nickname for the male anatomy.
Jack got his Peter-Wacker stuck in his zipper again.
Peter-Wacker by Mega_Beaner July 19, 2012