If it ain't in the taint, where is it? 

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it? by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

taint 

The region of skin between the genitals and the anus; often accompanied by dingleberries.

Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.

taint by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007

grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon

"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."

grundle-taint by Lil Dick March 19, 2008

taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.

It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.

taint tweezin' by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

Pillow Taint 

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

Pillow Taint by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

Taintenance 

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

taintache 

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

taintache by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006