Full Porker 

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat

Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?

Full Porker by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022

porkeling 

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

porkeling by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

this isn't where I parked my car by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Porket 

The pocket you put your bacon in.

I'll keep this bacon in my porket for later.

Porket by Cap'n Harder July 2, 2009

Pokedork 

A person that has a large obsession with Pokemon and refers to it on a daily basis.

A Pokedork knows a lot about Pokemon

Pokedork by Reika Minyatur December 23, 2009

Parked On Bateson Street 

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

Parked On Bateson Street by MattersMore May 28, 2020

Tangy Porker 

When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack,crevice and orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as much sweat and smell from the depths of the afore mentioned areas, afterwhich you take said finger and with one swift,firm motion wipe along the top lip(just under the nostrils) of the tool in question, leaving a very distinct and informative aroma multiplied in informativness if the said tool is sporting a moustache.

After deciding that Gregory had been a total twat the day before, Nigel,remembering that he hadn`t had a shower for about 2 days decided that a tangy porker was in order, especially as Gregory had elevated his toolness by sporting a moustache.

Tangy Porker by JoBoomBoom May 22, 2009