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A mother of a mother. If she has grandchildren , then she is a builtin free baby-sitter and or someone that can help or watch your children for you , since they don't have anything else to do.
Mother: Hey mom what are you doing tonight?

Grandma: Nothing just watching NCIS

Mother: Then can you watch Timmy for me ?

Grandma: What are you doing? Yes I can
Grandma by Some who knows! January 27, 2014
A mean old hag that blames you for everything that ur younger sibling does and tries to ruin ur life. She is a fat "lady" that makes u want to kill ur self.
Girl: I'm having suicidal thoughts.
Therapist: It's probably her grandma's fault.
Grandma by A_GIRL2018 May 23, 2018
Your guy neighbor with a saggy ass who tries to act cool but he's not.
My neighbor is a saggy assed grandma.
(noun) One's first lay. Characterized by her lack of attractive features and old age.
John: Hey Steve, how's that grandma of yours doing?
Grandma by Thomas Marchet February 5, 2008
A word used to describe anyone named Hannah
Me: wooow she’s such a grandma
Friend: ye ikr
Grandma by ShivPate1111 February 8, 2019
Verb. To grandma another person is to jab them on their side right below the ribs, while saying GRANDMA. The goal of a grandma is to demean the person receiving it and make them feel uncomfortable.
Yo Steve, you're so brown. Get out of the country.
GRANDMA! (performs the Grandma)
AHH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Grandma by JBender October 1, 2007