Goobage

Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.

"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods

Goobage by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

Floober Goober by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

the tear of the goofy goober 

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

the tear of the goofy goober by Alastus June 21, 2016

gooberhead 

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States

"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."

gooberhead by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

Goober Knobber 

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

Goober Knobber by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

gooback 

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)

"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"

gooback by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

gooba 

A very clumsy person or refering to anyone who has done something studid and makes themselves look that way.

John! You're such a gooba!

gooba by Aussie girl May 24, 2005