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Globe Earther 

A normal person, who believes that that the world is a sphere
He is a globe earther
Globe Earther by Globe earther March 29, 2020

Round Earther 

People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.
Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.
Round Earther by Molun1999 May 11, 2020

earthers 

A term used by people who colonise space, for people born on Earth.
"Those earthers think they are so much better than us."
earthers by BoyOfTheEnders October 1, 2008

earthen mother 

One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.
The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.

I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
earthen mother by Ying Yang October 7, 2006
The belief that Donal Trump is not eligible to be president unless he can prove he is from Earth.
If Trump was a birther, should´t we all become earthers?
Earther by No Hemingway August 23, 2016

flat earther furries 

A person that gains sexual pleasure from other people in animal suits and believe that the earth is flat.
I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries
flat earther furries by emintz01 October 24, 2017