to colonise

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).

"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"

by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009

Colonise

Colon Eyes is a sassy way of saying you’re a power bottom.

Like the word colonisation, you’re the first person to sit on a new man, instead of new land.

Stranger: Are you a top or bottom?
Simon: Henny, I Colonise

by TriXie August 16, 2019

colonisation

the movement of set people to destination to dropping of a tranny at a seaport

"We have a good colonisation here in england"

by Ya boi dunninator April 15, 2018

Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.

Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.

by TittySmack September 4, 2016

Colonising the conversation

When a headstrong person (often a Caucasian male) doesn’t listen to others, takes over a discussion and makes it difficult for others to contribute and actually be part of the conversation.

Person 1: Man… I couldn’t get a word in that meeting.
Person 2: Yeah, Steven was totally colonising the conversation

by Jawajawa April 2, 2022

Coloniser

Someone who tries to homewreck a relationship with knowledge that that relationship exists

“I heard Alice tried to colonise Chad and Stacy’s relationship”
“Alice is such a Coloniser

by Sik_As_Frick_Booi November 22, 2019