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Colonise

Colon Eyes is a sassy way of saying you’re a power bottom.

Like the word colonisation, you’re the first person to sit on a new man, instead of new land.
Stranger: Are you a top or bottom?
Simon: Henny, I Colonise
by TriXie August 16, 2019
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For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).
"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"
by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009
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Colonie Central High School

Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.

The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.

Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.

In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.

The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.

The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.
by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010
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Colonist Shuffle

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.
"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."
by Spiffeee June 9, 2009
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Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017
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Colonized

"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"
by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018
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colonizer mentality

colonizer mentality is when , someone says something that sounds like they might invade another beings personal space or take someones personal belongings as theirs
léa - im taking his sweater because since we're dating whats his is also mines or maybe only mines

noah - thats colonizer mentality right there
by noahisamenace April 25, 2021
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