fighting a dirty snowman 

Holding back a shit

Kevin, "Oh man, Need to go to the toilet. Been fighting a dirty snowman here."

fighting a dirty snowman by Zulu the forth December 4, 2016

A Dirty Screwdriver

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

News tonight at 11, but first:

Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.

John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...

A Dirty Screwdriver by Definitely not Kyle March 10, 2017

A dirty mexican 

When you turn around spread your butt cheeks and spray diarrhea on an intruder

I almost got murdered last night but I did a dirty mexican to defend myself

A dirty mexican by Kock_Blockula115 November 14, 2020

A dirty jakey 

When one proceeds to milk the semen of Andrew brown as normal milk simply does not give enough nutrients for someone of jakeys stature

Will you give browner a dirty jakey there

A dirty jakey by Jarringmederrrr November 24, 2021

A dirty Jack 

Wen u can’t dance but want to pull a girl so u try and end up looking like a 45 year old nonce that hunting for someone so young that he finished school and college before they was born

I want to go do a dirty jack

A dirty Jack by Shhhdot March 21, 2022

do a dirty 

To do a dirty, is to look at someone who turns you on by rubbing your earlobes, and making them feel uncomfortable.

Darcy: I just rubbed Logan’s earlobes and he got turned on
Dale: WHOAH, did he do a dirty to you???

do a dirty by Kwokodile June 19, 2019

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

doing a dirty malone by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019