The crooked

A crooked penis

Don’t get the crooked or you won’t get any girls.

The crooked by Dave the demolitionist March 30, 2019

crooked letter 

Crooked letter means the letter S.

M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-hump back-hump back-I

crooked letter by some polak September 4, 2004

crunked 

to get high and drunk at the same time

last night i drank a 40 oz of O.E. and smoked a blunt to my head

crunked by E unit John April 1, 2003

Stone Cold Crooked Bidens 

A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.

Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!

Stone Cold Crooked Bidens by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2019

Crinked 

when ure neck is unbearably hurting and u must pop it to perform any type of function

I cant even ownzt because im so damn crinked!

Crinked by zBizzle February 10, 2006

Crooked Officer 

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.

Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya

Crooked Officer by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010

shit cranked 

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

shit cranked by Hap July 5, 2006