Chicken Strangling

To masturbate

Hey dude, I just strangled my chicken. Word up!

Chicken Strangling by Bruce Boxleitner June 12, 2003

Strangling the pig 

When a womans jeans are too low and her G-String is popping out of the top. Must be a g-string as the tension from the crack and top of the jeans creates as strangling effect on the G-String.

Brian: "wow, did you see Totti's G-banger at lunch today"
Jermain: "yeah man, she was strangling the pig that hard, how could anyone miss it?"

Strangling the pig by drizzle87 August 9, 2013

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

Toaster Strudling by DeeeZ September 24, 2018

The Death Stranding challenge 

Finishing the playable sections of the game Death Stranding in a time shorter than the all the cutscenes, preferably under the influence of monster energy drinks

Athena some completed the Death Stranding challenge on launch day

The Death Stranding challenge by leothesilent April 27, 2021

strangling the wildebeest 

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

strangling the wildebeest by Neologizer July 16, 2014

strangling the disobedient meat monster 

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster

strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

Strangling the Anointed One by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008