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pray to the porcelain god 

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.
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I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.
porned out by benth February 19, 2010
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Porcelain God 

Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.
Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.
Porcelain God by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004
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man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
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I think Ayden is a pooner, he’s too short to be a cis man.
Pooner by Mawzie January 6, 2022