morphling 

N.V.AV.PN. ect....another word for god,
...the mean side of god.

morphling is out, i will die soon.

morphling by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Mortality Fail 

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

Mortality Fail by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

Mutaling 

1.The cross between a Mutant, Repitle, and Duckling. A completely ficticious animal, mainly used as an insult.

2. Although, in many case used in a loving manner as one's 'pet name'. 3. A way of expressing affection towards someone younger than you in a masculine form.

1. At the mall, my friend pointed a thing out that looked to be a Mutaling...she walked like a duck, looked like she was born in a sewer, and i think she had a tail. 2. After we made sweet love, Bob called me his Mutaling. 3. Stevecalled all his department Mutalings to the office to all give them hugs and candy.

Mutaling by BushBaybee December 14, 2009

mortalis 

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.

that guy is a flaming mortalis.

mortalis by tyler August 13, 2003

Mortling 

A guy that kills someone but decides to rape the corpse.

"Who was the killer"
"I know him but he wasn't the killer. He was the mortling."

Mortling by byFrax March 7, 2018

Mortaring

V. The act of a male pissing in a high arc of 60-90°, almost vertically into a urinal
Past tense: mortared

“Everybody was really impressed with the height of my mortaring!”

Mortaring by @NNG1911 September 3, 2025

Mortaliles 

Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted

*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
etc etc

Mortaliles by woof woof woof! June 24, 2007