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Manscaper 

Sometimes referred to as a Hornet or Noel. One who is generally of Venezuelan dissent and is skilled in the art of landscaping. But has turned his talent toward the art of male pubic hair trimming.
Hornet isn't my landscaping friend, he's a manscaper.

Manscaping 

Manscape, -ing (v).

1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.

2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.
1. "Dude, you shave down there?"

"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."

2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"

"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."

"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."
Manscaping by kid2will October 16, 2013

Manscaping 

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."
See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay
Manscaping by G-Union February 21, 2004

Manscaping 

to shave or trim ones cackjewfro. aka (frizzy bush on gential area/a jewish chode.)
Manscaping: any jewish penis.
Manscaping by sexiimexii22 December 14, 2010

manscaped 

A person who used mansacped ball.....yeah
Im manscaped.
manscaped by Janewatchessteviet August 8, 2021

Manscaped 4 

The 4 very young, very millenial, very perfectly deliberately facial haired and Manscaped NFL Coaches: Sean McVay, Kliff Kingsbury, Kyle Shanahan, and Matt LaFleur.

Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Colin: Hey, how come Kyle Shanahan always looks like he is cool about being late to his girlfriend's grandmother's birthday party?

Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.

Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?

Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
Manscaped 4 by Mike109999 September 6, 2025