Kebab please 

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!

When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!

Kebab please by nobody.22 February 14, 2023

Kebab Remover 

Another name for the counter-terrorists in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Hey, do you want to play as a terrorist or a kebab remover?

Kebab Remover by BBQof1942 April 28, 2019

Kebab o'clock 

Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?

Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!

It's kebab o'clock, can't wait for that foot-long kebab sliding down my throat!

Kebab o'clock by nicmart June 19, 2011

Kebab Sledding 

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

Kebab Sledding by Dijon79 January 16, 2014

Kebab legs 

When a girl's thighs are so fat they resemble the lamb meat on the rotisserie at a kebab shop.

Guy A: You got with that girl last night?

Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!

Kebab legs by Shouldbeworking22 May 16, 2014

Kebab Dad 

The word to describe someone that takes care of someone drunk on a night out, which most of the time just involves feeding them with greasy food (i.e. kebab).

- Bartholomew? How did you survive last night? You were so drunk...
- Oh Philippa was my Kebab Dad.

Kebab Dad by piperjo September 19, 2018

Kebab Dungeon 

Pussy, Fanny, Vagina,

"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon

"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"

"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"

Kebab Dungeon by JustMe1986 November 11, 2020