Definitions by Dijon79

Swagon 

Short for "station wagon". Typically, the term is used by station wagon drivers who possess swag or swagger. Often, for these drivers, by entering their "swagon", they immediately experience a swag overload.

*Enters swagon*
Swagon Driver: "Swagon, swag on."
*Drives away with mad swag*

Swagon by Dijon79 April 27, 2014

Kebab Sledding 

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.

Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.

Kebab Sledding by Dijon79 January 16, 2014