Phallic Icicle 

When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.

john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.

carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees

Phallic Icicle by flangeface March 27, 2011

suck the icicle 

v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.

suck the icicle by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.

“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”

Frosty Red Icicle by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023

Brown Icicle 

The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.

I need to take a hot shower, sarah just gave me a brown icicle

Brown Icicle by manswer April 29, 2009

Morning Icicle 

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.

Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.

Morning Icicle by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011

wrist icicle

When you fist a girl and she creams on your hand/wrist leaving you with a white ring around your wrist.

"Jenny and I were getting really into it last night, and she gave me a wrist icicle after I started fisted her!"

wrist icicle by Spdudws January 3, 2017

spiced icicle 

An ice cube or other frozen treat willfully devoured after being purposefully inserted into both a vagina and an anus (usually on the same female, but by no means limited to such singular flavorings).

Helena had all the best qualities: universally beloved by all who knew her socially, and so freaky in the sack that I finally just ate her spiced icicle, because I WANTED TO.

spiced icicle by bergbachmetz October 23, 2010