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From Willie's burning doobies to silly painted boobies, these pinkquals signs are showing up everywhere.
by bergbachmetz May 28, 2013
Get the pinkquals sign mug.Adjective: a superlative state of stunned disbelief capable of knocking your consciousness to the floor in cognitive defeat before whatever stupendous incongruity you currently face.
I thought I'd heard ALL of my fiancee's family horror stories; but when she told me about her great aunt's retirement plan to be a geriatric call girl, I was floorbergasted.
by bergbachmetz March 24, 2013
Get the floorbergasted mug.An ice cube or other frozen treat willfully devoured after being purposefully inserted into both a vagina and an anus (usually on the same female, but by no means limited to such singular flavorings).
Helena had all the best qualities: universally beloved by all who knew her socially, and so freaky in the sack that I finally just ate her spiced icicle, because I WANTED TO.
by bergbachmetz October 23, 2010
Get the spiced icicle mug.Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.
I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.
by bergbachmetz August 10, 2010
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