safety wee 

An act of urination, often undertaken whist on the lash, taken before moving on somewhere else. The basis of the activity being to avoid getting caught short en route to your next destination.

- "Drink up mate we're moving on."
- "OK, just a sec, there might be a queue at the next place. I reckon we should both take a quick safety wee."

safety wee by The Lazer May 23, 2008

Safe Sex On The Beach 

A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

Safe Sex On The Beach by izcool January 8, 2011

safe up 

To stay strong and not back out in a real life situation

Yo safe up you talking hot

safe up by GHENNY February 23, 2018

safety screen 

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

safety screen by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008

Safety Pod 

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

Safety Pod by crack June 26, 2009

Safety Tip

the act that is committed when you, or a group of friends, goes to a restaurant (or a place of equal eating status) and at the end of the meal, you or your patrons leaves a few extra dollars on the tip in an effort to not look cheap and occassionally give the server more than they deserved, sometimes resulting in the lack of mandatory money to participate in later events that same day.

Jim: Are you going to the movie with us?
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!

Safety Tip by Drumbelievable August 20, 2009

Safety Mark 

A word to describe that you have prepared yourself readily for the event ahead.

Tom and Benny had to go for camp. As they were leaving the house...

Tom: Are you ready to go?

Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!

Tom: Ok, lets go!

Safety Mark by SafetyMark November 25, 2009