We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

Adort 

to retract a statement.

often stretched out and over exaggerated to "adooooorrrrt" and accompanied with a hand gesture of twirling around the nose and pulling out like a pinocchio nose.

Big K "oh dani, your looking sooooo buff tonight"

Danielle "oh thanks"

Big K "ADOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTT"





Patrick "Im all in at poker guys"

Patrick loses the hand

Patrick "adort"

Adort by Big Kizzle January 2, 2009

Aborshgasm 

When a woman has an orgasm while she is getting an abortion.

Man:"Hey did you hear Sally had an orgasm the other day while she got an abortion".
Woman:"Oh you mean an aborshgasm".

Aborshgasm by Kyle Kick-Ass Kempton August 29, 2010

DUing something about it 

When you half ass or pay your way through something.

I was DUing something about it, that homework for business class, as in I paid my friend to do it.

DUing something about it by catatron October 12, 2009

cell me about it 

When a person doesn't want to have to have to read a long story via text so they tell the person to call them on the cellphone and tell them about it.

Erin: OMG... saw the guy i hooked up with last wknd and we had a crazy convo!

Laura: cell me about it!

cell me about it by Carl Van December 21, 2009

abortion punch 

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.

Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!

abortion punch by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

50 facts about women 

The list that drove the internet (and feminists by proxy) crazy. When first posted, Urban Dictionary users sent their own "definitions" both agreeing and disagreeing with the 50 Facts About Women. As the users submitted, a significant flame war broke out. Luckily, once Urban Dictionary reformed its moderation and administrative teams, the flames stopped, and peace, for the most part, was restored.

To this day, user IrishRepublicanArmy has attained both fame and notoriety from his defintion "50 Facts about Women."

50 facts about women by Mustafano December 14, 2008