Update 20 

A Big update that came out in the Roblox game "Blox fruits"

"Yo update 20 came out"

"Wait fr?"

Update 20 by its_realtommy October 22, 2023

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity 

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

Ass Update 

When a person looks more thicc than the last time you saw them.

Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!

Steven: I know! She got that ass update.

Ass Update by ClutchHandle34+35 July 13, 2021

Software Update 

This slang mostly common in Pakistan. This is mostly attributed to the people who were once arrested by Pakistan's establishment for being anti-state who later became pro-state after release.

PTM needs a software update.

Software Update by Narrator007 January 23, 2022

cave update

Something Minecraft needs instead of bees

Tim69420: We need a cave update r/caveupdate
Mojang: no

cave update by We need a cave update October 3, 2019

windows update 

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated

"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.

windows update by DaveK September 6, 2003

windows update 

The thing I always cancel, yet seems to appear with a message when I shut down that says Windows Update "(not responding)"

Oh damn, windows update is not working again. Who Cares. "Would you like to send an error report?" Hell no!

windows update by michiganwolverine February 2, 2004