Speediority 

Similar to Seniority in concept, Speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. The fastest person has the highest amount of Speediority.

Nick: "Yo I wanna time the race, I got seniority."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."

Speediority by TrackieS#1 May 2, 2011

SpeedySpyFox 

Really annoying. No one likes him.

SpeedySpyFox is gay.

SpeedySpyFox by SpeedySpyFox is gay. January 27, 2018

speedysnake25 

a fucking jobber who literlatly sucks dick and got dropped by spiderman

fiwedsfs- hey did u see last show where speedysnake25 got dropped by spiderman in taw
faldun- hell yeah dude what a fucking jobber im not gonna make him mid card even tho he beat u in the house show
fiwedsfs- ok

speedysnake25 by speedysnake25 June 21, 2018

Speedium 

Joshua Weissman’s made-up word for medium speed on a mixing bowl.

Set your mixer to speedium

Speedium by Tan Tan very Tan September 13, 2020

sweedish clog 

a ronchy insult similar to skankwhore or slutface

stfu you stupid sweedish clog, youre nothing but a hoe.

sweedish clog by donttrip1234567 May 31, 2009

speeding 

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

speeding by Shadow Creator January 9, 2008

Speedsturbation 

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.

I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!

Speedsturbation by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009