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smackered 

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
smackered by DanEdd June 20, 2006

slithered 

to get fucked up, crunk,or trashed etc
Man, right after I get off work I'm swingin' by the bo.de.ga and pickin' up a fifth a' some Takka an' gettin' slithered.
slithered by andrew May 21, 2004

Slickipedia 

word describing lengthy meaningless posts containing mostly misinformation, old wive's tales and the writer's imagination in response to factual questions on internet horse forums, originally by a poster nicknamed "slick" for their way of denying the misinformation posted previously.
Any horse person with a little knowledge can tell you the very first sentence of this Slickipedia post is wrong and outdated information.

Original question posted: What is wrong with my horses feet?(with picture)

Entry from Slickipedia:
"It does look like scratches, actually, a pretty bad case, scratches is a bacterial infection, they take advantage of the broke irritated skin as well. I imagine it's common in Florida... <<followed by about 800 words of cut and paste drivel and ending with a description entirely from the poster's fantasy world:>> ...At my own farm the paddocks are quite sloped so they don't get wet, and have been excavated and surfaced with limestone screenings, so there's no mud, and any that gets on the legs is easy to get off. We also pick up all manure, so the horse that got scratches twice a year now never gets them."
Slickipedia by Horsegal January 5, 2009

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.
Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.
shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

snickerdoodle

-I heard Kate and Vedran doing the snickerdoodle last night to Britney AND GaGa.
-That's wild! They're Xtina dirrty.
snickerdoodle by britney4lyfe July 12, 2010

Slizered 

to get drunk and high and the same time.
i was halla slizered yesterday.
Slizered by mattmcclune May 17, 2007