shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

shoving breadsticks into my purse by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

sharing off 

Using social media to boast and gloat about your life by sharing images, updates, tweets etc.

No one cares how 'amazing' your fake online life is. Quit sharing off!

sharing off by sounds80s July 19, 2014

Wife sharing 

The act of allowing one or more men to use the wife for their sexual gratification and/or to pleasure the wife the way the husband is unable to.
The husband usually gain satisfaction and pleasure from seeing their wife get screwed by a penis that is not his own

Jim arranged for a wife sharing party for his wife Jacelyn for her birthday where she would be able to enjoy sex with me and our friends. Jim really enjoys looking at his hot wife moaning under men she does not know, enjoying an assortment of penises.

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Wife sharing by gandalf11 November 6, 2011

showing brain 

when you're wearing shorts that are WAY too short and people can see your cock head when you sit down.

In the episode of Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends" when Chandler accidentally sees Robert's business hanging out of his shorts and gets up and says to Ross "The man is showing brain".

showing brain by Chandler Bing's Friend May 31, 2006

Sharing the Hole 

The act of two penises entering into one orifice, usually the vagina.

Man 1: Hey how are you doing?

Man 2: I'm alright, I just found out that my girl wants to have a three way with another guy.. It's like we're going to be Rubbing Dicks.

Man 1: Nah, it's literally going to be you two Sharing the Hole

Man 2: Why are you better at this then I am?

Sharing the Hole by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013

Gym Sharing 

A community program for gym members permitting them to use the facilities of other independent gyms. Gym Sharing costs much less than joining multiple gyms, and requires no commitment, contracts or cancellations fees.

Johnny only does Gym Sharing. While he likes to work out and be a fitness buff, one gym doesn't do it for him because it limits the number of ladies he can pick up during his workout sessions.

Sally and her friends love Gym Sharing but they prefer Guy Sharing. All those workouts are paying off. They now share all their boyfriends at all these gyms and these guys have no idea they are being played.

I wanted to go to Gold's Gym but the place was packed. Thank God for Gym Sharing! I just crossed the street and used the local gym without paying a dime!

I cancelled my local gym contract. I was tired of getting billed $70 every month for not using the gym. Now I use the gym on my budget without getting charged for months I don't use the gym!

Gym Sharing by entertainmentGURU March 10, 2017

She Sharing 

The act of obsessively sharing information, photos and other media on social platforms relating to ones female significant other.

Yikes, Noah is she sharing on Instagram again. Does he realize that we do not care? I think he’s the new leader for the she sharing sweepstakes for this year.

She Sharing by goldenshe270 August 8, 2022