Puppet Democracy

A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.

America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.

Puppet Democracy by Alpha gee October 17, 2008

Puppets in Disguise 

When characters like ALF wore things like trenchcoats to hide their physical appearence.

Gay Liotta's club Slice has a lot of puppets in disguise.

Puppets in Disguise by Jon Gulbuni May 25, 2010

Fuck You Puppet Theater 

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

Fuck You Puppet Theater by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

Cunt Puppet 

The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.

I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.

Cunt Puppet by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

Pumped Up Kicks 

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.

If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.

Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"

Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."

Pumped Up Kicks by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 6, 2018

pupperino 

he is a xtra smol dogo.............................................................

bye Devon,Bryce

that pupperino is small

pupperino by sirnoodle May 29, 2017

Popped Mattress 

When two men share the same room and sleep on different beds, they eventually get to know each other and discover their homosexuality. After having gay sex, the taker is considered to have had his "Mattress Popped", and therefore sleep on the same bed afterwards.

Makes more since if one slept on an airbed beforehand, where the definition comes from.

Brent: Hey, do Matt and Shane still live together in two different beds?

Shawn: Nah, Matt gave Shane a Popped Mattress and now they share a bed.

Popped Mattress by thetwixter June 11, 2010