Poleepkwa 

A breed of alien species that became the first, undeniable contact between humans and aliens. They were first discovered inside their UFO hovering over Johannesburg.

They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.

The Poleepkwa took my wife away yesterday, but gave her back today. She has a slight limp.

Poleepkwa by 2009ends September 21, 2009

Power Pose 

Power pose (n): a pose in which the poser puts her/his weight on one leg while arching the back, causing the booty to be exentuated

On Instagram, Jane's booty was humongous while doing the power pose, but when I saw her in person, she looked like a pancake.

Power Pose by thfrancobrothers January 18, 2015

JoJo pose 

One of many dramatic poses from the manga/anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure that almost nobody would ever do in day to day life except for JoJo characters and JoJo fans, can also be used to refer to one such pose that is not from JJBA. Usually resemble poses you might see in a fashion magazine.

I saw some guy do a JoJo pose the other day.

JoJo pose by Debleb January 24, 2021

Skater Poser 

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.

*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...

Skater Poser by youdon'tneedtoknowme July 9, 2010

popee the performer 

popee the performer.
japanese kids show set in a circus in the desert starring popee and kedamono

Guy 1: Wow, you should watch Popee The Performer
Guy 2: No way, Popee the performer is really fucking creepy and disturbing

popee the performer by Equiuswag January 19, 2016

ass posse 

A posse, usually small, that epicly fails at life and is stupid.

Let's get out of here! Greg is here with his ass posse and all they do is fuck around with their dicks!

ass posse by Nubnubs December 3, 2010

The Pose 

Common foot fetishist slang that's used when someone lies down on their belly with their feet up in the air.

This kind of pose is common when someone lies on a flat surface (commonly a bed) and can't keep their legs straight, so they bend them up in the air, making feet and especially: their soles, visible above the head/butt.

Since this situation is fairly common, so, fetishists are often in the outlook for photos like this.

"I'm looking for photos of X actress/model in the pose."

The Pose by ffreak_85 October 23, 2012