muffinhead 

An individual who has suffered misfortune of insignificant consequence. Used in a sarcastic manner to convey false sympathy.

"Oh no, I stepped in a puddle!"
"Awwwwww, muffinhead."

muffinhead by Stephivia January 20, 2007

cornball muffinhead 

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.

Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!

cornball muffinhead by Stevie Pete February 22, 2011

muffinhead 

a person who sticks their privates in muffin batter and cooks it on their genitalia.

Person 1: YOU MUFFINHEAD!
Person 2: I BET YOU’RE A FUCKIN MUFFINHEAD!!

muffinhead by valentine69420 April 2, 2022

Muffined 

The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.

Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.

Muffined by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009

muffiger 

1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.

2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.

Tim: Damn there's John he's such a fucking muffiger!

muffiger by Ilya69 March 28, 2008

muffinhead 

a term for a child who is swollen about the crown of the head due to domestic violence and thrashings

elmo: aww hiya muffinhead! why have you been cryin'?

muffinhead by muffinhead January 10, 2008

Muffingirl 

The neice of The Muffin Man, from the classic song, "Do you know The Muffin Man?"

That J-pop CD belongs to Muffingirl.

Muffingirl by Muffingirl September 26, 2004