Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with
weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and
chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out.
Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized
water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo,
run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the
air.
National Geographic
guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO
KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"