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It's your worst nightmare...the jamster frog!

by World Domination February 24, 2005

Jamster

Name you give to someone who is really annoying or just being stupid, all the time.

That guy is such a Jamster.

by Franklin, Benjamin March 18, 2009

Jattered

Often influenced by long nights and after parties.

When your jaw is not in sync with your social chatter

What a night, am i ever jattered

by jattered September 4, 2016

hamstered

*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.

"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."

by annieb June 22, 2006

jammered

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.

Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 9, 2004

Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

Jammered

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered

I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.

by Laforce September 17, 2006