A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:
1. As an expression of contempt for a
third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for
cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of
masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of
Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss'
overbearing nature get you down. Hose
the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose
the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
