Frustrated Caesar 

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.

I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?

Frustrated Caesar by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

frustrated wank by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Frusterbate 

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

Frusterbate by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

Fluturated 

Saturated with fluids. Opposite of thirsty.

After drinking a carton of milk, I felt totally fluturated.

Fluturated by jizzmaster 69 May 26, 2011

seshually frustrated 

When you haven't had a drink in 4-5 days and have a strong urge to have one, you are seshually frustrated.

Rob: What's wrong Sofia?
Sofia: I need a vodka shot, i'm so seshually frustrated.

seshually frustrated by secret_sauce_420 November 4, 2016

Mouthually Frustrated 

when you are extremely frustrated because your boyfriend is mean and won't let you suck his dick even though the desire to suck his dick is eating you up on the inside

Boyfriend: I'm a big controlling dom and I won't let you suck my dick unless I say you can
Mouthually frustrated person: I dont think I am going to make it if you don't let me suck your cock PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

Mouthually Frustrated by BANANASANDEGGPLANTS May 22, 2022