Crampissed 

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.

"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."

Crampissed by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018

crapping 

hanging out where there is the highest concentration of great deals and values (like pack animals, which defecate near the areas where they frequently hunt or graze)

"We were just crapping at the Piggly-Wiggly and saw soup on sale, 3-for-$1."

crapping by jackie brodenheezer November 15, 2005

crapping 

Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8

Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8

As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.

Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.

crapping by Evotistical August 19, 2011

craptism 

The act of throwing water over the stall wall onto someone taking a dump in a public restroom.

"Why is Scott all drenched?"
"He was craptized earlier while throwing down brown."
"I love a good craptism."

craptism by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

crappily

Being real shitty.

Boy that movie was a bunch of horse shit, the sex scenes were ok, but it ended really crappily.

crappily by jz March 11, 2004

craptismal 

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.

My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.

craptismal by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011

chappish 

(Adj.) Being proper thirsty; it is used like the word peckish (hungry)

Oi, I could go for a drink rn, I'm so chappish

chappish by ProperTekkers September 12, 2016