jz's definitions

fuckass

Boondock Saints definition: Bartender has tourette's and yells out FUCKASS! at random times.

"I think you guys should make like a tree FUCKASS and get the hell out of here."

by JZ August 17, 2004

crappily

Being real shitty.

Boy that movie was a bunch of horse shit, the sex scenes were ok, but it ended really crappily.

by jz March 11, 2004

bases

The generally used bases, as I've heard them in my region (SW PA):

1st Base - Frenching
2nd Base - Feeling and/or Hand Jobs and/or Fingering
3rd Base - Oral and/or Anal sex
Home run - Sex

Another version I've heard is the four Fs described in another definition, and also a kind of silly one that had sex at third, 2nd at anything other than sex, 1st at kissing, and home run as getting married.

Last night when my boyfriend was "up" to bat, we rounded _all_ the bases.

by JZ June 16, 2004

homely

An ugly female that you wouldn't fuck with someone else dick, with someone else puching.

Look at the homely bitch.

by JZ March 30, 2004

razzelfrazzel

annoying someone on a date

Cindy was razzelfrazzeled by Henry.

by JZ March 10, 2005

bird flu

it's gonna kill us all

as soon as it mutates to spread from human to human, bird flu is gonna kill us all

by JZ April 11, 2005

prunk

A combination of preppy and punk. The best of both worlds. Mainly applies to kids who want to be punks, but can't conceal their inner preppiness.

Jenna is a prunk!

Youuuuu're mom's a prunk!!

Avril is prunk'd out.

by JZ May 13, 2005