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Clitical Hit 

When you hit that spot and you know it.
Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!

clitoral stimulator 

A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.

Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
clitoral stimulator by w00fdawg September 6, 2005

clitical error 

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) technique while giving oral sex to a woman.
"John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error."

clitoral wood 

1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.

2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind
"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"

"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."
clitoral wood by lambies March 30, 2009

clitoral lullaby 

An action where a woman masturbates before bed in hopes of helping herself fall asleep more easily.
Yeah last night I couldn't fall sleep for hours, so I soothed myself to sleep with a clitoral lullaby.

clitoral tweakage 

when you are driving on a two lane highway, and the two cars in front of you are going at or above the speed limit, therefore not allowing you to pass. Also known as 'playing with my vagina' or 'thumping my twat'
I don't have time for this clitoral tweakage. I'm already late for an important meeting.
clitoral tweakage by Brandon Lawson February 10, 2007