"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis as known as "The Hang It Low Sydrome". This diagnosis is caused by getting your pussy blown out. This occurs when you let numerous male appendages repeatedly slam the bearded clam. Which results in a VERY long flap of skin hanging atleast 4 inches from the vagina.
Kim walks into Peter's house wearing short shorts. Peter asked Kim "WHAT IS THAT". Kim says "That's my vagina." Peter says "It looks like Saganus-Clitoraltwatitis. "Are your lips haning low from too much sex?"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*