caining session

A term used for drinking copious or excessive amounts of alcohol. Phrase orginated in the south of Sussex.

We went down the battle cruiser and had a right good caining session, so much so my loaf was splitting all day long

caining session by T_B May 9, 2006

Go Channing

When you have to poop and then you sit on the toilet and there's no downtime between pooping and sitting down.

Last night I had to go channing so hardcore!!!!

Go Channing by Hagriditia June 5, 2007

chairing

The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.

The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.

chairing by ninsegation October 9, 2011

Channing Tatum Syndrome 

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".

"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."

Channing Tatum Syndrome by LouisColling October 4, 2011

Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.

Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish

Chairing by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018

Chris-Chaning 

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

Chris-Chaning by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021

Channing Tatum 

Cullman County, Alabama born - Mississippi raised boy.
From Glenville, West Virginia State College Football Player to Model now Actor.
Good looking, now trade marked for his shaved head and impressively sculputed body ( not to mention jaw )

A : Have you seen Step Up?
B : No... Y?
A : There's this Guy... Channing something........ he's incredibly hot
B : ... Wide jaw?
A : ...yeah? Y?

B : Channing Tatum, and no I haven't
A : then ...
B : She's the Man, Duke Orsino
A : OOOOOOOO... You know he could be a model
B : haha... funny you should mention that...

Channing Tatum by 0486 June 7, 2007